On zee twelfth day of Christmas, zee owner gave to me,
twelve trillion snowflakes,
Eleven ancient arrowheads,
ten pulpy oranges,
nine wrapped-up boxes,
eight birds a-singing,
seven vintage Santas,
six favorite cookbooks,
five lego minions,
four kaomoji,
three stuffed friends,
two heart-shaped stones,
and my photo from Goblin Valley!
*whew* I almost did not survive that ....